So we're driving to a family reunion out in the middle of nowhere (still in Michigan though) when we're driving behind this truck. Now I don't usually have a problem with trucks. But this one exemplified in many ways what's wrong with America.

First, this truck was huge. Unnecessarily huge. "I'm-so-cool-I-can-waste-all-the-hydrocarbons-I-want" huge. With those big-ass tires to offset this goon's Napoleon complex.

But what really gets me is the obnoxious Confederate flag emblazoned on the entirety of his back window.

I really don't get that. You lost, sucker. Get over it.

The only reason you'd display a Confederate flag is if you're (A) a racist or (B) a sore loser.